Evil Seagulls

DSCN0084Is it just me or are seagulls a bit scary? They look sinister (always frowning!) and they sound even sinister-er…er. Apparently most of them are ground-nesting carnivores and will take live food or scavenge whenever they get the chance. They’ll snatch an ice cream cone right out of your hand and who’s to say they wouldn’t snatch your child too?!


Gulls have prophylactic un-hinging jaws which allow them to consume large prey. Yes, could definitely manage a small child.  They can display mobbing behaviour; attacking and harassing would-be predators and other intruders. Certain species  have exhibited tool-use behaviour, using pieces of bread as bait with which to catch fish, for example.DSCN0083

They are ‘klepto-parasites’ which means they get their food by stealing it from others. That’s a name worthy of a Doctor Who nasty for sure; Invasion of the Kleptoparasites? …it will happen. Gulls have been observed preying on live whales, landing on the whale as it surfaces to peck out pieces of flesh. DSCN0082In their favour you could say that gulls are resourceful, inquisitive and intelligent birds, demonstrating complex methods of communication and a highly developed social structure. On the other hand… have you noticed how, whenever you look at one, it’s always looking straight back at you? Be afraid.




6 thoughts on “Evil Seagulls

  1. The Birds by Hitchcock changed my life for the worse. I can’t get close to a seagull without obsessive thoughts about eye pecking popping into my head.


  2. Seagull eyes scare me, they’re just small beedy eyes that look creepy. Seagulls do also frown about all the time and once I stared at a seagull and made we contact I felt like it was aware of something


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