‘Susan Shocks’ my new book for children. Get it now for £2.30 ($3)

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Seven brand new stories for children. Strange things are happening in the seaside town in which Susan lives. The seagulls have grown tired of begging for food from humans and have taken control of the promenade. Most of the grown-ups have run away screaming in terror. Eight-year-old Susan is not running away. She enlists the help of mysterious odd job man Mister Sixty in order to save the town from danger. The pair go on to face such weird threats as rebellious TV sets, out-of-control baths, and giant goldfish in order to defend the sleepy coastal town.. Finally, they must pit their wits against The Happysad in order to win the battle once and for all. The stories are exciting, funny and heart-warming and will captivate children from eight years old and upward.

Get it from (USA)

https://www.amazon.com/Susan-Shocks-Jon-Kenna-ebook/dp/B01II8D4TO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1468624011&sr=8-2&keywords=jon+kenna

Get it from (UK)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Susan-Shocks-Jon-Kenna-ebook/dp/B01II8D4TO/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1468626296&sr=1-4&keywords=jon+kenna

Orange is the New Blue

To see the orange alternative to the new blue cover for Ghost Road go to  jonkenna.com

 

I was really pleased with the new ‘blue’ cover particularly the ‘you are here… forever’ tag line and the road sign title but now I’m looking at this orange alternative and I’m torn! It has no tag line or logo or anything but I like the simpler, almost retro style. I don’t know why it matters so much because e-books don’t even have covers as such. Book covers sort of set the tone of the book that you’re about to read though, don’t you think? They’re a bit like opening titles for a film or TV series; beyond telling you the name of the thing and the author/director, they help put you in the right mood. They say; ‘right, settle down, you’re about to be thrilled / amused / scared / unnerved / intrigued…’ or whatever. So which cover does that best; the blue or the orange?  No idea.

Will you let him in?

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“He comes to my room at night…”

In 2014 ‘Mr. Mad’ was published.

Imagine a box. Imagine putting all the darker aspects of yourself, all the things you would rather no-one knew about you, into that box and imagine closing the lid. Feel better?

Doctor Georgina Barnes is a respected psychiatric consultant on a busy hospital ward. She knows exactly how to convince people that she is confident, capable and in control. All of the darker aspects of herself are safely locked away in a box. No-one can threaten the façade. Not even Junior Doctor Billy Craig?

A year ago, Redman was a detective with the police. Now he’s an in-patient on a psychiatric ward. When a fellow patient falls to his death from the hospital roof, Redman’s cop instincts re-awaken. People say the old guy took his own life. Redman is not convinced. But if the man was pushed from that roof… who pushed him? And why are the hospital authorities so keen to avoid an investigation?

The doctors have suggested Redman imagine a box. They say he should imagine putting the symptoms of his illness; the voices, the hallucinations, the paranoia… into that box. Redman battles his symptoms in order to uncover the truth about the man who fell from the roof. Everyone on the ward is a suspect, even Redman himself. To solve the mystery, he must face his own demons. He must open the box

For a limited time you can download ‘Mr. Mad’ FREE. Click the link.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00THCJ11Q?keywords=mr.+mad&qid=1455055683&ref_=sr_1_2&sr=8-2

Stories or Chapters?

‘I initially wrote these as separate stories for children age 8-13 but found that, even though most of the stories can be read independently, there was a definite plot progression which meant that they were best read in a particular order. So it may be that the stories end up being called chapters or maybe I’ll just have a list of titles. Anyway, here’s the stories/chapters/titles in the correct order.’ JK

Contents

  1. Evil Seagulls
  2. Susan Shocks
  3. Bad Television
  4. Talk Talk
  5. Inside the Machine
  6. Ice Scream
  7. The Happysad

New look for jonkenna.com

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I have an official writer’s website which has just got a bit of a make-over. I’m going to try to use it a bit more than I have in the past so I’d love it if you’d take a look by going to

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The first of the planned regular posts is a list of my top 5 books of fiction. How does it compare with yours? It would be great if you could become a subscriber at that site as well as this. If you do, I’ll come round to your house and bake you a cake.

New Cat is No Scruff

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We have someone new in the house. Sheila the cat  is now a permanent resident. When she originally came to us she was called Scruff but you’ve never seen a cat who is less of a scruff; she’s actually smooth and silky. So she’s now called Sheila.

When I was a kid I had a dog so I’m not experienced with cats. I love animals but I’d never choose to have a pet (I was outvoted in this case). Dogs and cats only really live for 10 to 15 years which is just enough time for you to grow to totally love them as one of the family before they cruelly die on you and leave you a sobbing, traumatised wreck. Why would I volunteer for that? Plus there’s the cleaning up of the crap.

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